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Chunks of Pantera and Slayer raining down on Venus. Capped off with Megadeath and Sepultura flurries.


Okay, no.


But it does snow metal on Venus.
Galena & Bismuthinite
Damn, now I want to add a band name to my list...

Galena

Bismuthinite

 Pictures of every mineral you can think of

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No, the plural of Octopus is not Octopi - I checked.

The Octopus has 3 Hearts 

That just sounds like a lot of heartbreak.. aww 

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They also have 9 Brains 

Silly human with their useless 1 brain - haha I have 9!!...yet none of them have figured out how to talk yet...stupid brains..

They have Blue Blood

 This guy tried out for the series 'Blue Bloods' but was denied due to what he called 'Octopism'

Said that since he could not wear the uniform properly - or show up for roll call - or survive on land - or read people their rights...

Be he knew.. 

Jealous of his Brains and Legs... also his ability to actually BLEED BLUE

You can tell he still hasn't gotten over this. 

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In Africa, there is a tree that looks like it's bleeding when you cut it.

 

Located in Socotra Archipelago off the horn of Africa

 

HEY! TREES HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

Maybe...

 

If you cut it, does it not bleed?

Makes you think a bit differently when you cut the limbs off this tree.
They call the sap from this tree - yes it's sap .. not blood.. sorry
 Dragons Blood.
Funny, we just call our trees blood Maple Syrup.

I find this disturbing.
The fact that I find this disturbing confused me..

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Make sure someone claims your body..
Or you may end up as a book cover.

(Destinies of the Soul)

 Harvard has a book bound with Human Skin. 

Des Destinees de l'Ame

Is the name of the book.

Though it may also be named Shelly, or Ann, or Rebecka ..

An unclaimed body of a woman who died in a mental institution of natural causes, will be unnaturally preserved as a book cover. 

Weird. 

Anthropodermic Bibliopegy  

In case you wondered.. no Harvard is not the only place with a people skin book. 

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Would you like to....

 Sounds a wee bit rapey to me...

I believe you, creepy child pirate. 

Stalking...start young. 

What? were they all out of glue traps?

Back away from the cow.. 

Be mine or I shoot you?

Naked kid in a bath with a fish ..fish has a bow tie..

Not to mention the whole being held captive thing..

 Or at least this baby will.. I ripped its head off for you.

Willing slave...um okay.. whats with the random leg?

Kinda over doing it aren't you Mr Skunk?

Band Name Ideas - Q-Z plus...

Quills
Quack to the World
Quacked
Question Everything
Question Marked
Quaintly Robotic



Quiet the Screaming
Quiet Lies
Quiet Ones

Ravens Blood
Royal Bred



Railed
Risking it All
Raise the Dead
River of Dread
Rally for Fighting
Road to Nowhere
Roar
Ravished

Stolen
Sick
Salvage the Fighters
Shudder
Shine on you Crazy Kitty
Stormy Night
Steal from Satan
Stole from Satan
Shiver
Sleeper
Shushed

Twisted Pathology
Tormented Flamingo
Toxic Grudge
Tasteless
Tabloid Princess
Torture the Victorious
Tourniquets for Mass Extinction
Temper Temper
TrainWrecked

Under Suspicion
Unicorn Nightmares
UltraVilolent
Undeniable Lie
UnLoved
Use My Delusion
Unattended Politicians will be Sold for Magic Beans
United We Fall

Void
Violent
Vindicta



Verdict
Venom be thy Name
Valkyries Defiance
Visions of Danger
Volution

Weakfish
Warrior
Wounded 
WhipSaws
Wicked Intent
Way of the Serpent
Waves of Fire
Wishing for the Apocalypse

Xiphoid Mary
Xenopus
Xtort

Zebra in a Bathrobe
Zen Crazy
Zippers Kill

Lets add some Latin ...cuz why not...

Omnia Moritur - Everything Dies

 Amoris Dolor - Pain of Love

 Incendimus - Burn Down

Cruciabuntur - Pained

Ultimum Tempus - Last Time

Catulus - Kitten 

  Tempus Futurum - Time to Die 

Solstitialem - Summer Sun

 Die Mala - Bad Day

Culpavit - Blame Them 

Band Name Ideas - H to P

This time I will use pretty font and colours for some of the ones I find amusing...like...








Hunted by Iguanas

Hurt Octopus

Hailed a Hero

Hot Canadian Bacon

Heavy Halos
Holistic Hate
Hemmingways
Heavy Are The Gods
Hurting Ophelia
Hunted for Blood

Imploded
Insane Pet Rock
Ikarus
Illicit Hugs
Isolated Mastery
Intent
Infralapsarinism
Innoctis
In Judgment

Jealous Twin
Justice Failed
Jesters Decree
Jinxed Panda
Jaded
Jolthead
JawBoned
Jeriko
Jury Riggers



Jigsaw Molly
Jilted Crows
Jynxed

Killers Among Us
Kavity
Kraved
Kingdom Kill
Kops
Klowns
Korted
Klash of the Kittens
Kittie Cat Army
Killing for Living

Lust & Greed
Lavish Nothingness
Lost Happiness
Loose Morals
Lady Killer



Last Witch of Salem
Loving the Hate
Lush
Lore

Metaphysical
Morphine Madness
Mister Death
Mad at the World
Moved by Inertia
Machine of Man
Man Vs Machine
Man Alive
Mastery
Mission Gate
Mister Grasshopper 
Madam Arsenic
Murder by They Name ( exist ?)

Nothingness
Norse
Niobium
Nitrates
Nihilist
Night Terrors
Naked Armadillo
Nurse Ratchet Head
NeverMore
Notice of Eviction
Naughty Llamas



Odium Corde
Odisse
Order of the Gods
Order of the Frogs
Obituary Bride
Obedient Plant
Oblivious Hamster
Over the Hedge
Obey Them
Obey Me
Obey the Obedient Plant
Occupy Hell
Order of Man

Peaceful Hate
Peaceful War
Peaceful Murder
Planet Hate


Pray for the Mighty Have Fallen
Pulse
Pity the Fool
People of the Discarded Race
Price of Freedom
Porcupine
Platypus Wedding
Parade of Zombies Chasing Republicans up a Tree
Poisoned Fruit
Pass the Bread and the Gun

Band name ideas ( A to G)

I will never have a band.. But I enjoy naming things..
I have no idea if any of these already exist...I will say so if I am not sure
Feel free to use my ideas... just mention where you got it from..or give me money...or both...


Alpaca Cheerleader Camp
AstroPops ( remember those ?)
Alvin and the Simons
Abakus ( Yes I know it's spelled Abacus)
AquaNets ( Hairspray? Maybe...)
AntiVenom ( Probably already exists )
Apollos Creed ( they have their own version of Eye of the Tiger )
Aspartames ( slowly killing you with their kick ass songs)
Avro Arrows ( not like anyone is using the original )


Blood Minions  ( you know.. the vampire version of those cute yellow minions from ..Despicable Me )
Bambies Revenge
Boogie Mans Band ( reunion tour - finally out from under the bed)
Black Cat / Black Kitty/ Black Kitten
BadMeow
Beastly ( less of the cheezy movie - more Care Bears)
Bad Unicorn ( they exist )
Big Foots Left Foot ( you put your left foot in.. you take take your left foot out..)

Crazy Clowns ( think of the album covers...)
Cupids Rejects ( honorary membership given to ..me..)
Citizen Cane ( battle at the old folks home )
Cyborgnine ( I really have no idea )
Creepy ( I was going to give that a second word.. but realized that Creepy in its self kinda works)
Cut Off ( Van Gogh ...do I really need to add anything other then that name?)
Coke and the Colas ( first album - songs of a lawsuit )
Cyanide Sisters ( like the Olsen twins.. but the band members weigh more then ten pounds each)

Death To Chocolate ( kill it!!!!)
Death Becomes Them ( more zombie, less vampire)
Donuts and Dynamite ( how else do you think timbits are made?)
DangerKitty
Dances with Sheep ( or Goats )
Donkey Gangsters ( Hee Haw Yo)
Damaged Goods ( formally Disgruntled Mailman )
Disgruntled Dentists ( scarier than a possessed peacock on a bender )

Every Other Sunday
Eastmain Murderers
Elastic Waist band ( why does this not already exist?)
Ecclesiastic Smurf
Emaciated Yettie In a Tuxedo
Elderly Llamas
Elephants Riding People on a Carousel

Fifty Shades of Nothing
Faith In Fatalism
False Promise
Fantom ( less pop, more opera)
Fifth Street Hookers
Filthy
Fork
Forked
Fork Off

Grave Robbers Delight
Garden Gnomes
Gargamel
Griffons
Gasket Heads
GeoPolitical Penguins
Ghost Busters
Gnomes
Gas Prices ( their album sales keep rising!)

Is this who we are?

There is no justification for killing.

Yes it happens. 

At times there is no other option. 

This still does not make it right.

One human should never take pride in snuffing out another persons life. 

In war we train our solders to shoot to kill. 

They pay for this internally for the rest of their lives. 

Yes it was us against them.

Yes it may have been unavoidable- but it is never something that a human should consider their right to do.

Give a police officer a gun - but teach him not to shoot. 

Killing is not their profession. 

Teach them to control situations.

To respect all human life.

All life.

In anger we wish death upon those who wrong us.

Those who cause pain should in turn feel pain. 

Chances are they already do, but who really cares what they are feeling because now this is about you. 

But you are not like them.

After the initial anger has past - you have to live with yourself. With what you did.

You may be able to, at a cost.

Those who feel nothing, that take pride in causing pain.
Those who burn men alive for the world to see. 

Those people are not like you and me. 

They hunger for the feeling of fear and horrific agony in others. 

It moves them.

Gives them a sense of joy. 

Like we would find when we see a life saved. 

This twisted pathology gives them something over us. They seemingly do not feel that gut wrenching sadness associated with loss. 

Anger they have in spades but even that isn't the same. 

We get angry after fear turns in wards. 

We feel anger over what we feel to be unjust.

In retaliation for sadness over a great loss.

Their anger is from a feeling of self righteousness.

I can do this.

Look at me.

Look at all my power. 

You shutter in fear.. This pleases me. 

How many movies, shows, or documentaries do you have to watch?

How many books do you need to read?

You can watch that youtube video over and over.

Chances are you will never be able to fathom their drive. 

The killers, that is.

On the other hand, you many never be able to erase from your mind the sadness, confusion, and terror in the eyes of the person facing their eminent death.

Yet you watch. 

Why? 

Curiosity ?

Sometimes our curiosity is a cancer. Robbing us of our innocence. 

Killing our dreams of a peaceful world.

A world we many never see. 

The greatest loss, second only to death- is the loss of ones self. 

We are killing to retaliate against killing. 

What does this make us? 

A weapon. 

A weapon of mass destruction. 

Launched by our enemies, but propelled by are own fear and stupidity. 

Way to go. 

We are playing right into their game. 

ISIS is just another psychopath. 

And we are throwing ourselves face first in to the blood baths they have created. 

There will always be evil in this world. 

And it thrives because the more we fight back- the stronger they become.


They are pretending to consider possibilities of a prisoner trade - not because this was a possibility.
No, it makes them feel power.
They laugh, take joy in messing with us. 
They kill, then you kill..
They are psychopaths - you are angry and feel the need to retaliate.
It will never bring back those that they have killed.
They will continue to do so.
They are making murderers out of you.
You are doing exactly what they want you to do.
Causing the death of someone to fight against the death of another. Explain how that is going to lead to any sort of peace in this world?

We should be teaching our children to love without borders. 

To learn without lies. 

To stand up for what they believe in. 

But above all we should teach them the value of life. 

Not just their own. 

The need for peace. 

Without war.

To not raise a hand in anger, but out to offer assistance. 

Maybe if we start a child right.. If we really tried.. Maybe future generations will be able to see through quiet eyes. 

....Just a rant...I need to stop watching or reading about the news...

Punch you right in the...

Call it a pet peeve.. or call it what it actually is... a freaking ridiculous expression that makes someone look like a complete idiot.

No not you! 

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 What part of her said.. when I make this face I look pretty?

Your brain lied to you.

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 scroll up, so it covers the mouth. Very pretty. 

Then scroll back down. 

Oh look! instant idiot!

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 Whole lotta wrong. 

Looks like someone injected an entire ass into their lips. 

Then shaved their eyebrows...

Then added fabulous makeup. 

 Look!! I offended the Ducky!!

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 You use to be semi normal.. 

Played a few good roles in teeny bopper films..

Then, apparently you were attacked by a rabid duck. 

 Pre - Ducking

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 Ever wonder what makes a person grab a sharpie and say.. look what I can do?

Meth.. I would say meth.

Just kidding.. it was totally Quack.

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 This can not be real!

How can this be real. 

Even a duck would think this has gone way over board 

What is that, like 4 asses per mouth?

What kind of person thinks that is okay..

I won't say normal, because there is nothing wrong with not being normal. 

There is something wrong when you can float using your lips.

You scared the Aflac Duck!!

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 It may be the duck face..

It could also be the shade of off white lipstick..

Or the eyelashes that look like a 7 year old applied them.

I think it may be the fact that her eyebrows are running away from each other...

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 So I was walking past Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory and you will never guess what happened!

I scared the children. 

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 Sadly, this woman probably spent an hour on her makeup...

Only to end up looking like Casper the Duck.

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 Is this hot?

Do guys find this appealing ?

Are men secretly attracted to ducks?

What a cute chick!

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 Queen Duck herself.

No really.. these are my real cheek bones.

This is how I always look. 

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 Dueling ducks!

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 Amy Winehouse should come back as a ghost and punch her in the face.

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Even little duck faces are duck faces. 

You should never use Cheetos as cover up

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 The innocent duck and the diva duck..

 

This duck looks sick. 

Maybe she should see a vet. 

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Anyone else think these ducks look like they have been working out?