Friday, February 27, 2015

Who named these things??

Clowns on Crack?


http://www.dizzyfrinks.com/pee-cola/
PEE COLA - Okay Ghana.
One might think that maybe the language barrier would cause such a name.
Except.. Their main language is English
The second being Akan - and Pee does not translate from Akan to English ( not that I speak Akan.)







https://www.flickr.com/photos/jezevec/296996521/
TURD BABY-I wonder what they sell here?
...Tiny toys out of vending machines.

Something weirdly named that sells something out of vending machines??
But oddly not in Japan.
This 'baby' is in Taiwan.







http://www.artistmike.com/Bad-Logos/BadLogos.html
KIDSEXCHANGE
KID SEX CHANGE
KIDS EXCHANGE
I really dislike when people chose the wrong font for their business.
In this case the wrong spacing.
I take that back...
Regardless of font or spacing...It's just a bad name.
Misleading ...I bet they don't even let you exchange your kids.





http://www.inghams.com.au/foodservice


BREAST MUNCHIES -They have never once eaten a bra.
To my knowledge they only feed and do not require to be fed.
Many females out there would love a chance to feed them, if doing so made them grow.
If that worked then these guys would be rich.






http://gracefoods.ca/product/?soups


COCK FLAVOURED-In general I have a hard time trusting.
So when I see something like this.. I think..
That can't be real!
So I went to the Grace Foods website.
I found it.
It does exist.






http://www.denverwholesale.com/buttbuddy.html
BUTT BUDDY-This is real.
Not a bad idea for half smoked cigarettes 
The name..bad idea...
I wonder if people think before naming things.
It's becoming more and more apparent that they don't.





http://www.batavo.com.br/


NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMILK!!
In case you wondered.. no this product does not contain 'Bat' milk.
Only Moo. 
Though it was not meant to be a gimmick - I do believe this would work very well towards getting a child to eat yogurt. 
It's Bat Milk! 
This is how Batman likes his yogurt. 
Just saying...





 http://www.profilecanada.com/companydetail.cfm?company=181659_Hung-Wang_Foods_Company_Toronto_ON

HUNG WANG - This is an actually food company. 
Located in Toronto. 
Am I the only one that finds it funny they sell noodles? 


http://www.food.com/recipe/monkey-gland-sauce-266015
MONKEY GLAND - Freaking weirdos. 
No it does not contain any sort of monkey. 
Or any sort of gland type stuffs.. ick. 
Why.. ??

Next will be an assortment of poorly named website. 

www.speedofart.com
 -Speed of Art
Speedo Fart!

www.dicksonweb.com
Dickson Web
Dicks on web!

www.powergenitalia.com
Powergen Italia 
Power Genitalia!


www.blackhatebook.com
Black Hat eBook
Black Hate Book
That's not even funny.


www.hollandshitfestival.nl
Hollands Hit Festival 
Holland Shit Festival !

www.nojobs.com
North of Boston Jewish Singles
No Jobs?
Wellands new domain name!



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Sunday, February 22, 2015

Do you see what I see?

PAREIDOLIA

http://lolsnaps.com/funny/67748/
Though I have never seen Avitar...for some reason this mop reminds me of the movie. 

https://twitter.com/facespics
No, I don't see a face in this.. I see the whole damn Duck!

http://www.sodahead.com/fun/50-things-that-look-like-faces/question-1534877/?link=ibaf&q=&esrc=s
AAAAAAA I AM PEPPER KING!!!

http://uselessknowledge.co/blogs/25-funny-faces-that-can-be-seen-in-every-day-objects
Okay Bob it's time to rig the election.
Okay Fred.

http://galleryhip.com/inanimate-objects-with-faces.html
Maybe I just don't wanna be a clock anymore..

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/08/07/22-things-with-faces/
Wanna trade? You can be a Wookienut for awhile. 

http://lookatthisstory.tumblr.com/post/102023006747/the-joy-of-finding-faces-in-things
K, guys..jokes over. Get me out.
Come on! 
Guys!

http://www.wired.com/2007/09/seeing-faces-in/
Jack Nicholson...

http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/related/2a0g97/our_xray_machine_looks_like_a_disgruntled_puppys/

I wonder if xray puppy is worried because everyone keeps running out of the room ?

https://www.pinterest.com/waikoloarain/pareidolia/

Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois.
Mom, mom, mom, mom..mommy mommy momma momma, mum, mum
WHAT!
wake up hee hee hee

https://www.pinterest.com/66Ladybee/faces-in-crazy-places/
Did you see the headlights on the one?!

http://www.boredpanda.com/objects-with-faces/
Same damn route every day... You would think they would at least plant some pretty flowers.
No.. cement.. I see cement. Stupid Humans.


http://thechive.com/2012/07/13/faces-in-everyday-life-that-will-help-fuel-your-rampant-paranoia-38-photos/faces-in-things-nature-items-17/
He didn't even look at me.
I came all this way and he ignored me!
Stupid Train.

http://imgarcade.com/1/inanimate-objects-with-faces-on-them/
What me to shoot him? I totally can.

http://www.buzzcarl.com/20-of-the-most-overly-dramatic-peppers-ever-to-come-home-from-the-supermarket/
BRING ME THE PEPPER KING!

http://justsomething.co/the-50-funniest-faces-in-everyday-objects/
OH NO! IT'S THE COBRA PEPPER !!! HIDE THE CHILDREN!!

http://thefw.com/peppers-with-people-faces/
SAVE US!!!

http://eggheads.altervista.org/phenomenon-pareidolia-faces-hidden-everyday-objects/
Don't worry, we can handle this.

http://www.sillyplace.net/food/bell-pepper-faces/
Turns out, Cobra Pepper wasn't really mean.. he was just lonely.
Then he met Unicorn Pepper.
Now he is happy and the Pepper Kingdom is safe once again.

eggheads.altervista.org/phenomenon-pareidolia-faces-hidden-everyday-objects/
YAY!


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Saturday, February 14, 2015

Did you know ....



 Interesting things you may not have known...

It Snows Metal on Venus






Chunks of Pantera and Slayer raining down on Venus. Capped off with Megadeath and Sepultura flurries.


Okay, no.


But it does snow metal on Venus.
Galena & Bismuthinite
Damn, now I want to add a band name to my list...

Galena
Bismuthinite
 Pictures of every mineral you can think of
***

Octopuses Are Weird


No, the plural of Octopus is not Octopi - I checked.

http://www.zazzle.ca/octopus+caricature+giftsThe Octopus has 3 Hearts 



That just sounds like a lot of heartbreak.. aww 
*
They also have 9 Brains 
http://imgkid.com/octopus-drawing-black-and-white.shtml
Silly human with their useless 1 brain - haha I have 9!!...yet none of them have figured out how to talk yet...stupid brains..

They have Blue Blood

http://wall.alphacoders.com/by_sub_category.php?id=134844

 This guy tried out for the series 'Blue Bloods' but was denied due to what he called 'Octopism'
Said that since he could not wear the uniform properly - or show up for roll call - or survive on land - or read people their rights...
Be he knew.. 
Jealous of his Brains and Legs... also his ability to actually BLEED BLUE

You can tell he still hasn't gotten over this. 

***
In Africa, there is a tree that looks like it's bleeding when you cut it.
Dracaena Cinnabari

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/life/Dracaena_cinnabari 
Located in Socotra Archipelago off the horn of Africa
http://www.arkive.org/dragons-blood-tree/dracaena-cinnabari/image-G67602.html 
HEY! TREES HAVE FEELINGS TOO!
Maybe...
http://www.cntraveler.com/stories/2010-10-05/in-the-land-of-the-dragon-s-blood-tree 
If you cut it, does it not bleed?

http://mostamazingfactsabout.blogspot.ca/2013/08/unique-tree-of-dragon-blood-dracaena.html
Makes you think a bit differently when you cut the limbs off this tree.
They call the sap from this tree - yes it's sap .. not blood.. sorry
 Dragons Blood.
Funny, we just call our trees blood Maple Syrup.
I find this disturbing.
The fact that I find this disturbing confused me..

***

Make sure someone claims your body..
Or you may end up as a book cover.

Des Destinees de l'Ame

http://www.ibtimes.com/human-skin-bound-arsene-houssaye-book-discovered-harvard-library-1594911
 Harvard has a book bound with Human Skin. 
Des Destinees de l'Ame
Is the name of the book.
Though it may also be named Shelly, or Ann, or Rebecka ..
An unclaimed body of a woman who died in a mental institution of natural causes, will be unnaturally preserved as a book cover. 
Weird. 

In case you wondered.. no Harvard is not the only place with a people skin book. 

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Would you like to....

Be my Super Creepy Valentine
 Sounds a wee bit rapey to me...
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I believe you, creepy child pirate. 

http://www.retrocrush.com/articles/mycreepyvalentine/index.html
Stalking...start young. 

http://chattlibrary.org/events/throwback-thursdays-creepy-valentines
What? were they all out of glue traps?

http://www.pophangover.com/38442/10-perfectly-creepy-valentines-for-creepy-ass-motherf-ers/
Back away from the cow.. 

Be mine or I shoot you?

http://www.nopatternrequired.com/2010/02/vintage-crafty-saturdays-free-vintage-valentines-to-print-and-give/
Naked kid in a bath with a fish ..fish has a bow tie..
Not to mention the whole being held captive thing..

https://www.flickr.com/photos/30673837@N02/galleries/72157629075018863/#photo_6703956487
 Or at least this baby will.. I ripped its head off for you.
Willing slave...um okay.. whats with the random leg?

http://runawayvintage.tumblr.com/
Kinda over doing it aren't you Mr Skunk?

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