Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Punch you right in the...

DuckFace
Call it a pet peeve.. or call it what it actually is... a freaking ridiculous expression that makes someone look like a complete idiot.
No not you! 

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 What part of her said.. when I make this face I look pretty?
Your brain lied to you.
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 scroll up, so it covers the mouth. Very pretty. 
Then scroll back down. 
Oh look! instant idiot!
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 Whole lotta wrong. 
Looks like someone injected an entire ass into their lips. 
Then shaved their eyebrows...
Then added fabulous makeup. 
https://thelipserviceblog.wordpress.com/2013/04/12/lip-injections-the-bad/
 Look!! I offended the Ducky!!
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 You use to be semi normal.. 
Played a few good roles in teeny bopper films..
Then, apparently you were attacked by a rabid duck. 
http://wallalay.com/amanda-bynes-41-45045-desktop-background.html
 Pre - Ducking
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 Ever wonder what makes a person grab a sharpie and say.. look what I can do?
Meth.. I would say meth.
Just kidding.. it was totally Quack.

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 This can not be real!
How can this be real. 
Even a duck would think this has gone way over board 
What is that, like 4 asses per mouth?
What kind of person thinks that is okay..
I won't say normal, because there is nothing wrong with not being normal. 
There is something wrong when you can float using your lips.
You scared the Aflac Duck!!
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 It may be the duck face..
It could also be the shade of off white lipstick..
Or the eyelashes that look like a 7 year old applied them.
I think it may be the fact that her eyebrows are running away from each other...
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 So I was walking past Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory and you will never guess what happened!
I scared the children. 

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 Sadly, this woman probably spent an hour on her makeup...
Only to end up looking like Casper the Duck.

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 Is this hot?
Do guys find this appealing ?
Are men secretly attracted to ducks?
What a cute chick!
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 Queen Duck herself.
No really.. these are my real cheek bones.
This is how I always look. 
http://www.deviantart.com/morelikethis/148082477

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 Dueling ducks!
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 Amy Winehouse should come back as a ghost and punch her in the face.
http://everrwanting.blogspot.ca/
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Even little duck faces are duck faces. 
You should never use Cheetos as cover up
http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/symptoms-of-being-addicted-to-flamin-hot-cheetos#.rlZxDvbev
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 The innocent duck and the diva duck..
This duck looks sick. 
Maybe she should see a vet. 
https://jimvysechickenchat.wordpress.com/2014/08/07/duck-first-aid-tips-part-one/
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http://www.getupanddosomething.org/click-to-calm-baby-ducks/
 
Anyone else think these ducks look like they have been working out?


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