One persons odd is another persons normal

Nope.. not weird at all.

Herrrreeeesss Cuckooo..

Because it's a cuckoo clock and ..seriously if I need to explain then you need to go away.

This is kinda awesome.

How awesome would this be as a table - it would not match my mish mash crap decor...but so cool.

Seriously.. could you imagine getting this in the mail?
I watch a lot of those Border Security shows, on them they have the international mail that arrives daily..
They x-ray them.
This is an alarm clock.
What if the next one isn't?
What if there is a shipment of 100 of these and only 99 are alarm clocks?
What if I stopped watching so many criminal shows?

Step this way please...
This is an area rug!
Imagine walking into a house after indulging in a few adult beverages.
A house you have never been in before.
How funny would be it be to watch people almost fall trying to avoid walking on this?
After you yell catch! and throw the bomb alarm clock at them.

Why is this not available at the Beer Store or the LCBO?
I see no reason why this is not in my fridge.

 I have a thing for Rorschach designs ...I wonder what that says about me?
This is wallpaper 
Cat riding a bike wearing jacket with puffy sleeves - okay now what does that say about me??
Meow. 

I really like creepy things... but I am a chicken.. repeat after me.. It's only a movie
No there are not monsters under your bed.
There is nobody in the back seat of your car.
There is not someone looking in the window.. at you...right now..

I would so get these.. but they would get stolen so fast.
They need to be on a lawn.. to fulfill their Flamingo lives.
But how could I do that knowing they would be flamingonapped??
HOW??